Westboro Church Protest Mega-thread

[Thompson_JM]

That's it... young padawan...

Come to the darkside. 

besides, we have punch and pie!!! 

Better not be like that punch they served at the last big religion get together i was at... Everyone just fell asleep after Muttering something about meeting some aliens in some spaceship....

 

[Centurian1985]

Personally, Im an agnostic and dont worry about what god wants.  I think its more important to do well by your fellow man.  If thats in line with what He wants, then good on me!   

 

[rmc_wannabe]

Extremists are one thing......Christians are another. What that woman is preahching has about as much to do with Christianity as Suicide bombings has to Islam. Sad that some people use Christ's name to permit their ignorance  :

 

[IN HOC SIGNO]

Extremists are one thing......Christians are another. What that woman is preahching has about as much to do with Christianity as Suicide bombings has to Islam. Sad that some people use Christ's name to permit their ignorance  :

Well said. I totally agree with you.

Trinity my man, don't be so sure the Church is going to give you money!! Ha ha just kidding...although 3 years into civilian ministry and starting to dip into my RRSPs to help support my family was one of the deciding factors behind me joining the Reg Force....aren't I encouraging to a young student Padre eh?? :

 

[Trinity]

Trinity my man, don't be so sure the Church is going to give you money!! Ha ha just kidding...although 3 years into civilian ministry and starting to dip into my RRSPs to help support my family was one of the deciding factors behind me joining the Reg Force....aren't I encouraging to a young student Padre eh?? :

Hey.. I'm single and loving it. 

I can live off Kraft Dinner and Corn Pops.... 

 

[IN HOC SIGNO]

Hey.. I'm single and loving it. 

I can live off Kraft Dinner and Corn Pops.... 

And eat like a pig when you go on weekends with your Unit??? lol

Hey are you going to sign up for a tour when you are Ordained and up to speed??

LFWA is doing the next tour in Aug I think and then LFAA is doing the one next Feb....should be LFCA again in summer 07 or maybe it'll be SQFT...can't remember...too deep in the Navy world now I guess.

Friends are going next Feb though....at least two Regs from Gagetown and a Reservist too.

 

[Trinity]

I'm 32... Send me NOW!  13 years in and no tour.

Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.

I have a feeling the branch is going to abuse this young pup
if I'm single and experienced.....  Soon I might be crying,
no more tours.. please God.

 

[IN HOC SIGNO]

I'm 32... Send me NOW!  13 years in and no tour.

Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.

I have a feeling the branch is going to abuse this young pup
if I'm single and experienced.....  Soon I might be crying,
no more tours.. please God.

Naw doesn't really happen that way. We've got no shortage of people wanting to go on tour.
you're just in your final year of study though areen't you?

You  have to get your ordination and 2 years Pastoral exp before we can get you on tour.

Branch is going to be expanding over the next few years as we take in more people overall. Lots of positions being created due to the new reorganisation too.

 

[Trinity]

Naw doesn't really happen that way. We've got no shortage of people wanting to go on tour.
you're just in your final year of study though areen't you?

Finished last Oct

ACPO in May
Ordination in June if I don't screw up ACPO.

 

[IN HOC SIGNO]

Finished last Oct

ACPO in May
Ordination in June if I don't screw up ACPO.

Cool...God bless as you go to the selection in May.

 

[mainerjohnthomas]

After posting in support of Trinity, my sense of balance was disturbed, and then this gem came along, and I just had to share.  I have attached a post of mine from one of the Heathen websites I belong to, about the rampant silliness of Christian creationism and its sad attempts at pseudo-science.  It seems that God has told them that God hates squid.....

Hail,
      Those crazy Christian creationists have apparently decided that squid are not alive.  Since by their biblical tradition only red blooded creatures are alive, then squid and other invertebrates that use hemocyanins and other proteins, they cannot be considered alive.  So squid and honey bees are now considered undead?
      Of course since human embryos don't get red blood cells until the fifth week of gestation, then it would render moot the morality of early abortion, and the birth control pill.  You cannot kill what you do not consider alive. 
   
The message is ready to be sent with the following file or link attachments:
Shortcut to: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/03/god_hates_squid.php

 

[Steel Badger]

I can see it all now:

George Romero's Return of the Undead Squid!

 

[Kat Stevens]

.... in a double feature with Night of the Zom-bees..... ;D

 

[mainerjohnthomas]

I can see it all now:

George Romero's Return of the Undead Squid!

      Possible drill for undead attack:
One the word of command, platoon will prepare to receive undead!
One-draw fork
Two-deploy tzatziki
Three-DIP!

Upon cessation of attack, platoon will draw issue of pita bread and police the area for unspent tzatziki.

If permitted under current ROE, platoon OC or NCO/IC may request the use of chemical agents to support conventional arms.  The agent of choice is wine (red), dispersal mechanism either glass, or bottle, depending on severity of attack.

 

[Recon_Guardsman]

Girl I know just linked me to an interview of something called the 'Westboro Baptist Church'. Its basically an anti-Gay organization - using the Bible to back itself up, somehow. These people go to the funerals of dead soldiers who have been killed by IEDs and say that these deaths are caused by God for America (and Canada and Sweden)'s legalization of gay marriage and so on. Its too frustrating for me to describe, check it out yourself. www.GodhatesCanada.com

 

[Nemo888]

Thats what happens when you don't take you meds. They even post the times of the funerals on the website. I pray that if there has ever been an ethical hacker he finds this site and fills it with really filthy gay porn.

 

[Rice0031]

How can anyone say that God is mad at our country for the way we have dealt with the gay-marriage issue and as such is allowing our soldiers to be killed? I don't comprehend...
As recon_guardsman said, it is somewhat frustrating that someone would say that.

...I don't even know how to respond.

 

[couchcommander]

The domain is registered via godaddy.com.

They have a terms of use policy that prohibits such content.

If you like, you can follow my example and email abuse@godaddy.com explaining that you find such content objectionable.

We'll see tomorrow what their reaction is.

 

[Nemo888]

Wouldn't filling the site with gay porn be much more satisfying?

 

[couchcommander]

Yes, but also illegal.