Tactical Bacon

[RHFC_piper]

Turbaconducken

There are so many things wrong with that it has to be right.

 

[KnightShift]

I saw something online today and immediately thought of this thread:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

I hope they'll ship it in a plain brown wrapper because if the wife see's it coming through the door I'm doomed!  >

 

[wildman0101]

i remember those ... lil can of bacon and lil can of bacon +eggs...
remember cracking a couple each and putting them in the
heater vent slightly to the right and forward of the gear shift of the ferret ........then handing the first two to the c/c... he was the one
in the open...... (no lil turret/screen),,, petawawa... 20ish below
those were the days.....
            scoty b

 

[Retired AF Guy]

I saw something online today and immediately thought of this thread:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

I hope they'll ship it in a plain brown wrapper because if the wife see's it coming through the door I'm doomed!  >

April Fools Joke??

 

[DexOlesa]

For anyone who finds meaning in the above quote, this recipe is for you:  (Caution:  Not for vegetarians, the squeamish or cholesterol-challenged)

Turbaconducken

Disclaimer:  I take no responsibility if you actually try this recipe, but please let me know if you do so I can keep an eye out for the resulting article in "Safety Digest". 

I prefer this http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

 

[Occam]

I prefer this http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

Now that is genius.

Pure genius.  I may have to buy a smoker for the sole purpose of trying one of these.

 

[KnightShift]

April Fools Joke??

I clicked on the link to order a tube (or two), and sure enough, yes, this was an April Fools joke by the retailer  :crybaby:

 

[Jorkapp]

When it comes to Bacon, fresh is best. With this technique, you can suppress the enemy, and your hunger!

 

[George Wallace]

When it comes to Bacon, fresh is best. With this technique, you can suppress the enemy, and your hunger!

Ah!  The smell of cordite and bacon in the morning.  It smells like............Victory!

 

[PMedMoe]

;D

 

[Greymatters]

When it comes to Bacon, fresh is best. With this technique, you can suppress the enemy, and your hunger!

Thats gotta be tasty but illegal as hell - whose military did that weapon belong to?

 

[OldSolduer]

I do believe that MG is an MG-3.

It is a descendant of the MG-42, and by the look of it, a great bacon cooker! >

 

[Greymatters]

I was refering to the nationality of the weapon operators...

 

[OldSolduer]

The MG-3 is of German origin.

 

[Greymatters]

Okay, thats not what I meant so I'll spell it out very clearly.

I know its an MG-3 that is produced by Germany.

However, this weapon is also in production with Italy, Spain, Pakistan, Greece, Iran, Sudan, and Turkey (among at least 20 others that have it in service). 

So when I ask about nationality I mean what country were the operators of the weapon from?



Which makes me sound grumpy and sucks all the fun out of this thread... 

 

[George Wallace]

We can probably rule out the Islamic states, such as Iran and Sudan,  ;D

 

[1911CoLt45]

Is it Finland by any chance?

 

[Journeyman]

Is it Finland by any chance?

Wow.

OK, wikipedia lists an MG3 or variant as being used by 30 countries:

Austria, Bangladesh, Canada, Cape Verde, Chile, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Germany, Greece, Iran, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Malta, Mozambique, Myanmar, Nigeria, Norway, Pakistan, Poland, Portugal, Saudi Arabia, Spain, Sudan, Sweden, Thailand, and Turkey.

Dare I ask why Finland springs to mind? Do you recognize the tinfoil?

 

[1911CoLt45]

I did a search and this came up.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=832_1269978791&c=1

The poster on the site has the flag of Finland beside it.  It is still a guess on my behalf though as it could be copied from somewhere else.   

 

[Greymatters]

We can probably rule out the Islamic states, such as Iran and Sudan,  ;D

Not neccesarily - that could be why they had it hidden inside the weapon...  >