Sept 19th "International Talk Like a Pirate Day"
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PMedMoe said:
Perfect....drinking rum, swearing, eyepatches, peg legs, no bathing, months at sea, parrots. What more in life could you want?
Okay, minus the eyepatches, peg legs, no bathing, months at sea, parrots....I think I have my evening plans.
Yarrr :cheers:
I be the true pirate. Captian Jack be I arrrr.
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Epileptic Enrico Slaughter signin' in mateys! A few fun things for this fantabulous day:
1. Dress like a pirate, talk like a pirate, drink some rum and take over the boat at West Edmonton Mall. Bonus points if ye make the nightly news.
2. Visit your local HMCS - talk like a pirate - they don't find it nearly as funny as we do!
3. Cap'n Blackbeard swaggered into a tavern in Grenada, his steering wheel thing danglin' from his belt... the wenches giggled, and the innkeeper says, "What the heck is with the steering wheel hangin' from yer belt, Matey?"
Cap'n Blackbeard squints his un-patched eye, spits, and says, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
1. Dress like a pirate, talk like a pirate, drink some rum and take over the boat at West Edmonton Mall. Bonus points if ye make the nightly news.
2. Visit your local HMCS - talk like a pirate - they don't find it nearly as funny as we do!
3. Cap'n Blackbeard swaggered into a tavern in Grenada, his steering wheel thing danglin' from his belt... the wenches giggled, and the innkeeper says, "What the heck is with the steering wheel hangin' from yer belt, Matey?"
Cap'n Blackbeard squints his un-patched eye, spits, and says, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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Mortarman Rockpainter said:
I'm still laughing at this one......
its the Zharey be mine comment that kills me! ;D
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And fer all yee scurvy dogs what's forgotten yer pirate name since last year.....
http://gangstaname.com/names/pirate
Signed, Pirate Edmund the Pink
http://gangstaname.com/names/pirate
Signed, Pirate Edmund the Pink
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I be Cap'n Mary Bonney, I be. Board me fine ship at your peril. Ye'll find me accompanied by m'ship's cat Iron Anne Kidd, better known as Iron Annie. Old girl had Parrot for breakfast, then sharpened her claws on Pegleg's peg. She be tough as nails that cat! Mind ye approach her carefully, she be a fine cat and in my protection.
Haw . . .er . . . Cap'n Bonney
Haw . . .er . . . Cap'n Bonney
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Arrrr Armless, shouldn't ye be Armless Shin Kicker or do ye hold yer cutlass with yer tooth?
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"I say dis heer kegs a dryer den me ol lady.......I say dryer.....ya heer !......dryer !"
Arrgh..." Aye Cap'n..... I seen it too......thar be a wee peep hole in her belly thar."
Well.....who-dun-it I say ?.....I say..... who-dun-it ?....I say
Arrgh...."I dunno cap'n......but a good floggin sure in 'ell wood get dee ol dogs a tawkin"
"Den whats ya waitin for baye"
Arrgh...."Aye Cap'n !....... I bees a bringin the gilty pardy on deck"
"You'd be a good lad den matey.......I be a wantin to nose the trooth o'da matter.....or my name
aint Cap'n RANDAL LEADBLADE ! "
Arrgh! Arrgh!..........."ALL HANDS ON DECK !"
Arrgh..." Aye Cap'n..... I seen it too......thar be a wee peep hole in her belly thar."
Well.....who-dun-it I say ?.....I say..... who-dun-it ?....I say
Arrgh...."I dunno cap'n......but a good floggin sure in 'ell wood get dee ol dogs a tawkin"
"Den whats ya waitin for baye"
Arrgh...."Aye Cap'n !....... I bees a bringin the gilty pardy on deck"
"You'd be a good lad den matey.......I be a wantin to nose the trooth o'da matter.....or my name
aint Cap'n RANDAL LEADBLADE ! "
Arrgh! Arrgh!..........."ALL HANDS ON DECK !"
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