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[Centurian1985]

Found this article to be rather entertaining.  This site has many stories like it!

http://satirewire.com/news/jan02/geography.shtml

HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DEMAND WARS IN EASIER-TO-FIND COUNTRIES
"How Come No One Fights in Big Famous Nations Anymore?" They Ask

- see site for full article

 

[GAP]

Drunk man bets to cut off his penis for 2,000 USD and wins the bet
2006/07/28 Pravda
http://funreports.com/fun/28-07-2006/1396-amputated_penis-0

or their Fun Reports page at
http://funreports.com/


For the first time in the history of Latvian medicine, doctors sewed back on the reproductive organ of a man, which he had cut off himself.

As reported by television program Panorama on channel LTV, a man cut off his penis in an argument, informs Delfi.

Doctors in Gailezertz hospital in Riga informed journalists that there had been cases before where a partially amputated penis had had to be restored. However, this was the first time that genitals had been brought to the hospital in a packet. According to the doctors, the incident was due to stupidity on the part of the patient. Whilst drinking alcohol with friends, he had argued with them that for 1000 lat, (about 2000 dollars), he would cut off his own “manhood”. He won the bet.

The 30-year-old man was admitted into hospital on the night of the 17th July. Aivars Tikhonov, a plastic surgeon from the Latvian Centre of Microsurgery and Plastic Surgery, operated on the patient. In the hospital, Delfi was informed that the man had lost a lot of blood. Urologist Robert Dalis was involved in the operation which took three and a half hours.

More on link if you really need to find out

 

[big_johnson1]

This one is older, but still pretty good:

http://satirewire.com/news/july02/canada_invasion.shtml

 

[Centurian1985]

"Whenever we engage in a military operation, and certainly one of this magnitude, we look to our U.S. allies for guidance," said Manley.

"But... but we were going to invade the U.S.," said Toronto MP Tony Ianno.

"Oh, ah," said Manley.

Thats hilarious  ;D

 

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