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humourous stories

Posted by "Joan O. Arc" <joan_o_arc@hotmail.com> on Sun, 18 Feb 2001 06:28:26 -0000
Lt. M.,
Whether you are actually a lieutenant or not really doesn‘t matter to me in
the slightest. Heaven knows, I ain‘t no soldier! What does matter is the
quality and nature of your contributions to the on-line discussion.
Personally, I thought your question about most/least favourite rations was
genius - exactly what was needed to stir people up and cheer ‘em up at a
time when the list was languishing a bit.
Beyond that, is there anything else you would like to ask this august
virtual assemblage? They really are awfully helpful to aspiring young
soldiers and to other greenhorns like me! with an interest in army stuff.
Cheers,
Joan
PS - No takers on the reduction in Arctic fly time and helicopters, etc.
issue, huh? Ian, I thought you might be good for a thought or two on that
one Mike, too, if you‘re still out there...
----Original Message Follows----
From: "burgess marskell"
Reply-To: army-list@CdnArmy.ca
To: army-list@CdnArmy.ca
Subject: Re: humourous stories
Date: Sun, 18 Feb 2001 05:24:18
make any presumptions you wish, however, i am a real life Lt. talk to me in
the chat next week and find out for yourself.
Lt. Burgess Marskell
>From: "Joan O. Arc"
>Reply-To: army-list@CdnArmy.ca
>To: army-list@CdnArmy.ca
>Subject: Re: humourous stories
>Date: Sun, 18 Feb 2001 04:42:40 -0000
>
>OK. *Now* we‘re getting weird! Which isn‘t, of course, a bad thing, but
>when I suggested the list might need some comic relief to help get us all
>thru Feb., I‘m not sure that *this* is quite what I had in mind!!
>
>To other matters:
>
>1 Re: our pal. Lt. Marskell. My best guess is that whatever he may or may
>not be professionally however old he may or may not be etc., he probably
>joined this list to "stir things up", in one direction or another. And it
>certainly seems - judging from the recent flurry of badgering and
>speculation - he has succeeded in doing *that*. Maybe it would be better
>for us to let sleeping liautenants lie? After all, I suspect there are some
>far weirder lurkers watching this list than whomever he may actually be...
>
>HELPFUL HINT FOR LT. MARSKELL: If you‘ll pardon my presumption, I think
>you‘ll find the "shift key" just to the left of the "z". You may wish to
>acquaint yourself with it if you plan to continue to post to this rather
>curmudgeonly list!
>
>2 On to John‘s request for more mess hall reminiscences "I aim to please.
>You aim too, please." etc., etc.... Though I am, as I have often noted,
>not
>in any way, shape, or form "military personnel", I do - for reasons too
>complicated not to mention boring to explain - have rather gruesome
>memories of some boxed lunches dished up at the Halifax Armoury some years
>ago. Don‘t know if this "counts" in allowing me to enter the Bad Military
>Food Sweepstakes, but they were, in any case, really, **really**
>disgusting.
>
>3 40 hours of fly time over the Arctic per year! See Friday night‘s
>news/Saturday‘s papers. What the heck is that ?!?!? Dare we re-open the
>"Arctic defense" thread, or have we already reached the exalted point of
>"‘nuff said" on this particular topic ?
>
>Happy Saturday gang,
>
>Joan
>
>----Original Message Follows----
>From: "dave newcombe"
>Reply-To: army-list@CdnArmy.ca
>To:
>Subject: Re: humourous stories
>Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2001 17:57:29 -0800
>
>Did you happen to meet Spr Bloggins when you were ovwer in Germany, he was
>in my section when I was a sect. comm.
>I was in charge of a chainsaw once, but I didn‘t get to command it.
>
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Posted by "Gow" <jgow@home.com> on Sun, 18 Feb 2001 02:01:12 -0500
Hi Joan
Waiting for wives and children to come home from work...and Christ Almighty
this List works well to remember those young dumb and full of come...
But set that aside a moment...
Will also set aside the natural comment "whatever was in your head
oops!...mindwhen you made that comment?"
Whatever would be the matter with a junior officer in a tasking with any or
at least some input to senior authority with taking issue about rations, and
what people LIKED? Why do all the respondents need to be so
snotty..especially those with so few years..that didn‘t get stuck eating
stuff that should not havebeen fed...
Note that Don says hayboxes are x-nayed that the cleaning of mess kits
no...not the uniform...the aluminium boxes with the wire handles is
impossible you just have to get sorry for a private nowadays...wonder what
he‘d been saying to whom 30 years ago with no world wide web to do his
moaning on...likely he‘d just quit, and let the real people get on with the
job...but that‘s speculation. Likewise, lethim foam off at the mouth at a
Lt, and today or yesterday, he‘d be doing the hatless two step in front of a
major..
Which brings up the point that this List has good points and bad ones...
Okay...beat up on me those that wish, or dare...but exercising some honest
opinion...
John
----- Original Message -----
From: "Joan O. Arc"
To:
Sent: Saturday, February 17, 2001 11:42 PM
Subject: Re: humourous stories
> OK. *Now* we‘re getting weird! Which isn‘t, of course, a bad thing, but
> when I suggested the list might need some comic relief to help get us all
> thru Feb., I‘m not sure that *this* is quite what I had in mind!!
>
> To other matters:
>
> 1 Re: our pal. Lt. Marskell. My best guess is that whatever he may or may
> not be professionally however old he may or may not be etc., he probably
> joined this list to "stir things up", in one direction or another. And it
> certainly seems - judging from the recent flurry of badgering and
> speculation - he has succeeded in doing *that*. Maybe it would be better
> for us to let sleeping liautenants lie? After all, I suspect there are
some
> far weirder lurkers watching this list than whomever he may actually be...
> HELPFUL HINT FOR LT. MARSKELL: If you‘ll pardon my presumption, I think
> you‘ll find the "shift key" just to the left of the "z". You may wish to
> acquaint yourself with it if you plan to continue to post to this rather
> curmudgeonly list!
>
> 2 On to John‘s request for more mess hall reminiscences "I aim to
please.
> You aim too, please." etc., etc.... Though I am, as I have often noted,
not
> in any way, shape, or form "military personnel", I do - for reasons too
> complicated not to mention boring to explain - have rather gruesome
> memories of some boxed lunches dished up at the Halifax Armoury some years
> ago. Don‘t know if this "counts" in allowing me to enter the Bad Military
> Food Sweepstakes, but they were, in any case, really, **really**
disgusting.
>
> 3 40 hours of fly time over the Arctic per year! See Friday night‘s
> news/Saturday‘s papers. What the heck is that ?!?!? Dare we re-open the
> "Arctic defense" thread, or have we already reached the exalted point of
> "‘nuff said" on this particular topic ?
>
> Happy Saturday gang,
>
> Joan
>
> ----Original Message Follows----
> From: "dave newcombe"
> Reply-To: army-list@CdnArmy.ca
> To:
> Subject: Re: humourous stories
> Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2001 17:57:29 -0800
>
> Did you happen to meet Spr Bloggins when you were ovwer in Germany, he was
> in my section when I was a sect. comm.
> I was in charge of a chainsaw once, but I didn‘t get to command it.
>
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