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Sexual Misconduct Allegations in The CAF

Humphrey Bogart

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How do people still not have “put your dick away at work” figured out?
Maybe the member has prostate issues and was recommended to conduct pressure relieving exercises a few times a day by a medical professional?


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Maybe the member has prostate issues and was recommended to conduct pressure relieving exercises a few times a day by a medical professional?


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I must have missed the ‘fact’ that public display of such activities helped…
 

Humphrey Bogart

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Avoided "extramarital sexual intercourse for personal and/or religious beliefs." I can't wait to show my wife (and a few 'non-marital' women) that prescription. "sorry hun, I can't be avoiding those women; it's for my health."
I have some professional acquaintances from some of our "foreign partner" nations that explained to me that their wife understood that they "needed comfort" while they were away for extended periods. It was important for their mental health.

We shouldn't judge, it's 2022 and that would be culturally insensitive. 😄😄
 

GK .Dundas

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That’s a bit of legal advice many could/should have used over the years.

Maybe the member has prostate issues and was recommended to conduct pressure relieving exercises a few times a day by a medical professional?


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Uh-huh and that's his story and he's sticking to it.
 

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Maybe the member has prostate issues and was recommended to conduct pressure relieving exercises a few times a day by a medical professional?


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I know of someone who had a medical chit for that.
 

Ostrozac

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I know someone who had a chit to go have sex with his wife on her demand.
That is the top MEL I have ever heard of. 2nd best is a member who had an ‘unlimited naps’ chit — who could just crash out whenever he wanted. 3rd best was very specific to TD — member couldn’t fly economy class because they needed room to stretch, and so flew business class only.
 

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That is the top MEL I have ever heard of. 2nd best is a member who had an ‘unlimited naps’ chit — who could just crash out whenever he wanted. 3rd best was very specific to TD — member couldn’t fly economy class because they needed room to stretch, and so flew business class only.

They were having some trouble conceiving child, so the chit was when wifie called and said the oven was warmed up, he had to rush home and put a bun in it. Dude was my CSM. One of the best I have ever worked for. I tried to learn a lot from his leadership and replicate it.
 
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